He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish you could order shots online.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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