Do vagina's smell?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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