# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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