i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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