I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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