what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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