STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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