? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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