It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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