I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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