Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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