Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
the raccoons are back...
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