OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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