doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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