what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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