Just mADE A PArabola og urine
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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