we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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