their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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