I'm lost and stupid without you.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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