whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
its not stalking. its research.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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