Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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