Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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