we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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