i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
third nipple confirmed
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
