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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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