My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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