But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
literally had 100 drinks last night.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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