idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We left the knife in your bed.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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