we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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