I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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