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(224): View more from Illinois

I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure

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(859): View more from Kentucky

If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.

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(607): View more from New York

Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides

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(705): View more from Ontario

I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth

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(314): View more from Missouri

Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.

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(207): View more from Maine

Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.

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