It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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