Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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