this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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