Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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