I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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