Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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