I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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