Nicole vs. Life
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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