Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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