yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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