Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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