We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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