The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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