It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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