were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
false alarm, still single
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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