when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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