i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
