Duck Duck Cougar?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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