Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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