I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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